Kerry Speaks...



Download Policewomen

Kenny - 'Ya know sommit luv, I thought all you policewomen were butch dykes, with big boots, hairy arms and fly's in ya trousers.'
Kerry - 'We are, Kenny.'


Download You lift up the carpet, and I'll open the windows

Kenny - 'Ya know, there's sommit I always wanted to know about you geezers when you are sitting around in a car for hours.'
Kerry - 'What's that?'
Kenny - 'How do ya go to the lav?'
Kerry - 'We have a special hole cut in the floor.'
Kenny - 'You're kiddin?'
Kerry - 'No, so if you want to go just lift up the carpet, and I'll open the windows.'



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