Scruffy, Tony, Grim & Zena at the NEC International Bike Show, 2000

Who loves me enough to buy me one?

Oooooh!! A lovely pink automatic moped! Suits me?! NOT!

I don't think they will catch many speeding vehicles on this! Although, it may be fast enough to catch pedestrians, like poor Tony!

Now this is crackin! It's a 50cc (30mph top speed) Race Replica, automatic moped!

I knew Tony's wife wouldn't believe that we got him onto an excersise machine, so Gill, here's the proof!

From left to right, Tony, Grim, and Scruffy.